French News

Dateline - Paris

French authorities have arrested several men for smuggling frogs, not citizens, the species. When questioned, one victim exclaimed "Hmmrph!" with a decidedly Anglo-American accent!

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Contrary to published reports regarding Louis XVI's final words, a newly discovered letter, written by Chief Executioner Sanson, confirmed Louis exclaimed: "Oh shit!" with a decidedly Anglo-American accent!