Friday, June 16, 2006

Bruno the Bear -- Terrorist extraordinaire

NATO forces are being dispatched to the mountainous region of Bavaria to capture the elusive, terrorist mastermind: Bruno the Bear.

Germans are exhausted and weary from weeks of searching for this fiend. Der Spiegel reports Bruno the Bear (Codename: JJ1) was last reported spotted near Bad Toz, where he has laid waste to the surrounding countryside. Local residents have petitioned the United Nations Security Council to deploy their battle-hardened warriors (The Kofi Brigade) to protect them from this vile menace. Informed sources compare Bruno the Bear to famed, international terrorist: Carlos the Jackal.


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