Monday, June 26, 2006

Bruno the Bear: Rest in Peace

Der Spiegel reports Bruno the Bear (Codename: JJ1) met a "tragic end." In the early hours of Monday morning, the brazen outlaw was cornered by Geman elite paratroopers, from the 1st Buggery Brigade.

Manfred Wölfl, a member of the Bavarian anti-terrorism task force, stated, "The shooting has happened, the bear is dead."

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