Bruno the Bear: Rest in Peace

Der Spiegel reports Bruno the Bear (Codename: JJ1) met a "tragic end." In the early hours of Monday morning, the brazen outlaw was cornered by Geman elite paratroopers, from the 1st Buggery Brigade.

Manfred Wölfl, a member of the Bavarian anti-terrorism task force, stated, "The shooting has happened, the bear is dead."